Dear citizen,
It is my duty at this present eve to wish you a 'Happy Holidays'. To keep our systems perfectly p.c. I must now ask you refuse yourself the indulgence of responing with any of the following: 'Merry and/or Happy Christmas', 'Happy Hanukkah', 'Happy Kwanza' or anything repotely religious and intended to offend. After all, think of the children.
Moreover, I've also been instructed to give you encouraging words towards the fav you recently bestowed upon me. And while I'd like to say thanks, apparently that makes others jealous that I'm not saying thanks to them. And we all know how everyone gets about equality and injustice.
So, I would like to send you a postive message towards your recent actions directed at me and wish you a pleasant consumer driven, over hyped December.